Expectant Avocado Lovers Pillows

"We have big news!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Advocado

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Plum jam...

Conference Pears

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Avocado Timeline

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

When avocados go soft

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Wild fruit

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

"You've got to lose some weight!"

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

Avacados

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'