Expectant Avocado Lovers T-Shirts

"We have big news!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Advocado

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Plum jam...

Conference Pears

Avocado Timeline

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Mediterranean Martini

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

When avocados go soft

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Wild fruit

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Avacados

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'