Avocado Sacrifice Pillows

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Advocado

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Avocado Timeline

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Mediterranean Martini

When avocados go soft

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Olives

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

"We have big news!"

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Avacados

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

Liberty's Sacrifice

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

Avocado Prices

"I can always find the olives. It's the only jar that looks back at me!"

"Oh, man! I need to start working out!"

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

Olives (man at bar)

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."