Avocado With A Side Of Alfalfa Pillows

'Yes, very clever,Doris - but I think you'll find it's the budgie you should be training to sit on your shoulder!'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Advocado

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Camping.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Avocado Timeline

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

When avocados go soft

Eating raw cake mix.

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"We have big news!"

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

Avacados

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

Avocado Prices

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"Oh, man! I need to start working out!"

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

Avocadodo

'So much for tomorrow's guacamole - this is the last of the extra virgin olive oil!'