Avocados Pillows

"Emma's been planting all the stones from our avocados."

Advocado

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Avocado Timeline

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Eating raw cake mix.

When avocados go soft

'I need work on my core.'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

"We have big news!"

Avacados

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

Avocado Prices

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

Ostrich reacts to looking at animal videos, reading the news and watching Fox news.

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

"Oh, man! I need to start working out!"

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'