Avocados Mugs

Advocado

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Avocado Timeline

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Eating raw cake mix.

When avocados go soft

'I need work on my core.'

Avacados

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"We have big news!"

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

Avocado Prices

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"Oh, man! I need to start working out!"

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'

'She's a vegetarian.'

Birds sheltering in an umbrella.