"Emma's been planting all the stones from our avocados."
Avocados Gifts
Looking for gifts that capture the fun and flavor of avocados? Our selection features witty mugs, cozy pillows, stylish prints, and trendy t-shirts, all celebrating the beloved fruit. Whether for yourself or a fellow avocado fan, these goodies are sure to bring smiles and a dash of green to everyday life.
Advocado
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"I just need help getting the pit out."
Avocado Timeline
Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar
'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'
'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
Eating raw cake mix.
When avocados go soft
'I need work on my core.'
"And I recommend to not get sauced."
"You've got to lose some weight!"
"We have big news!"
Avacados
"Avocado...t-toast..."
"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"
Avocado Prices
'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'
Ostrich reacts to looking at animal videos, reading the news and watching Fox news.
Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.
Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'
Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,
No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.
"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."
Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.
"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."
Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!
"Oh, man! I need to start working out!"
'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'
New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.
'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'
Avocados Gifts Collection
Avocados Mugs
Browse our collection of avocado-themed mugs and find the perfect way to brighten your mornings or gift to a fellow avocado enthusiast.
Avocados Pillows
Add a cozy, witty touch to your living space with our avocado pillows—great for lounging or as a delightful gift for green-loving friends.
Avocados Prints
Transform your walls with our vibrant avocado prints—ideal for kitchen decor or for fans who want to celebrate their favorite fruit in style.
Avocados T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to wear your love for avocados? Check out our collection of avocado-themed t-shirts—they’re as stylish as they are playful.