Avocado Enthusiasts Gifts

"We have big news!"

Join me in a Martini?

Advocado

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Avocado Timeline

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Olives

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

When avocados go soft

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'

Singer

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Avacados

Eating the Cocktail Olive

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'