
Avocado Timeline
Looking for a gift for your avocado enthusiast friend or yourself? Our collection combines humor and creativity, showcasing your passion for this trendy fruit. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find something that makes every avocado lover smile and adds personality to their space or daily routine.
Avocado Timeline
"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"
The Toxic Avocado Critic
Goldilocks and the Three Avocados
"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."
Ernie, what a mess! I hear "avocado toast" is good but the slices of avocado I'm trying to toast won't hold together.
"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."
Avocado Prices
"You're what?!"
"So much for going vegan."
Apples for sale
'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
Back to work...
Advocado
"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
You've Had Enough!
"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."
"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"
"I just need help getting the pit out."
Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple
"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."
Law School teacher.
Mea Maxima Cuppa
"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'
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