Avocado Admirer Gifts

'She's a vegetarian.'

'So much for tomorrow's guacamole - this is the last of the extra virgin olive oil!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Advocado

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

Caliologist

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Avocado Timeline

'You reek of crackers.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.