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Advocado

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Avocado Timeline

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Mediterranean Martini

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

When avocados go soft

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'

Singer

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Avacados

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

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