Avocado Aficionados Mugs

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

Advocado

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

Avocado Timeline

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"