Avocado Aficionados Mugs

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

Advocado

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

You've Had Enough!

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Avocado Timeline

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"