Italian Food Aficionado Gifts

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

All you can eat. . . pizza.

Italian Pasta Moms...

"Hey, Momma...you gotta my lunch packed?"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Look! A ton of spaghetti and only one meatball.'

Italian Army Knife

"You'll like this cheese on your spaghetti. It smells like feet."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Italia tours

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'It's my favorite.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Carpe pizza"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Do you call this spaghetti'