Italian Food Lover Gifts

Gelato meter

'PIZZA!'

"Sometimes I wouldn't mind just getting some pasta."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I'm taking you off spaghetti."

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"The spaghetti is too al dente!"

"It says 'I like spaghetti'."

Pasta

Cannelloni

Making Pasta.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Pizza Restaurant sign reads: Under Old Management with New Owners.

Captain Pizza - a man and his pasta fights for the law!

"Well, well, well. If it isn't Farfalle the showoff."

"This cannoli is to die for."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'It's my favorite.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'