Italian Foodie Gifts

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"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Under pressure.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

Panettone

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'It's my favorite.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Children playing games

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'