Italian Food Fan Gifts

"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"

"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."

'What do I do now'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

Tartine

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Under pressure.

Menu Dating

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Pasta

Italia tours

Panettone

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

I love Cannelloni

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"At ease!"