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"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"

"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."

'What do I do now'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Tartine

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Menu Dating

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Panettone

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Pasta

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Spaghetti Road

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"At ease!"

The art of pizza