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"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Under pressure.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'It's my favorite.'

I love Cannelloni

Pasta

Panettone

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'