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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

All you can eat. . . pizza.

"Hey, Momma...you gotta my lunch packed?"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Look! A ton of spaghetti and only one meatball.'

Italian Army Knife

"You'll like this cheese on your spaghetti. It smells like feet."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Pasta

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'It's my favorite.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

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I love Cannelloni

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Carpe pizza"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'