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"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

Bill Barr's Last Day

"I really shouldn't but I simply can't resist – I'll have the carbonara."

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

"He'd have preferred it dis way...in the meatsauce!"

'Anything wrong with the spaghetti?.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"No thanks, I've just had my suit cleaned."

"Start Sucking!"

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

I love Cannelloni

Italia tours

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'