Italian Cuisine Fans Gifts

They're all guys who got whacked in here.

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

Pasta

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

The Velvet Mesquite

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Picasso

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Gondolier

Spaghetti Road

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."