Italian Food Enthusiast Gifts

'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"It isn't the spaghetti that is tough, you are eating your cardigan."

Penne

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Under pressure.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'It's my favorite.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Pasta

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Children playing games

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."