Italian Food Enthusiast Pillows

'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"It isn't the spaghetti that is tough, you are eating your cardigan."

Penne

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Under pressure.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'It's my favorite.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

The leaning tower of Pizza.