Italian Cuisine Enthusiast Pillows

'What do I do now?'

Snot twirler.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"At ease!"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Well yes, I did say pizza with everything..."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Man complaining about a a knot in his spaghetti

'Please, no - not the live fettucini!'

Luigi's Pizzarear

Pizza Expresso

My spaghetti? Well, you asked for al dente...

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Under pressure.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'It's my favorite.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Children playing games

"Fangul." Italian sausage.