Italian Cuisine Lovers Pillows

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Pasta

'It's my favorite.'

I love Cannelloni

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Children playing games

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips