Italian Cuisine Fan Pillows

"But Nonno made them specially for you, princess."

Spaghetti Road

Spaghetti Sexiness

ESP Pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"I'll have what she's having."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

'It's my favorite.'

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Panettone

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Picasso

Gondolier

Galilei Galileo.