Italian Cuisine Fan Mugs

"Does this look familiar to you, Mr. Funderburg?"

"But Nonno made them specially for you, princess."

Spaghetti Road

Spaghetti Sexiness

ESP Pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"I'll have what she's having."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Panettone

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'It's my favorite.'

I love Cannelloni

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Gondolier

Galilei Galileo.