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Man eating his hair when trying to eat spaghetti

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'It's my favorite.'

Pasta

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"Fresh pepper spray?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

Picasso

Galilei Galileo.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

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'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."