Italian Food Fanatic Gifts

I'm sorry, sir. We don

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Under pressure.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'It's my favorite.'

Pasta

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Italia tours

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Panettone

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Children playing games

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Stupid Microwave

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'