Italian Food Fanatic Prints

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Under pressure.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Pasta

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

'It's my favorite.'

Panettone

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Children playing games

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"