Pepper Aficionados Gifts

Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"

The 4 Stages of Condimental Hair

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Fresh pepper?"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Unemotional Support Animal

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I come here for the pepper."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Stormy weather

"Freshly ground pepper?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Very Presidential."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Cheating Death.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."