Pepper Aficionados Gifts

Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Unemotional Support Animal

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Fresh pepper?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"I come here for the pepper."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Stormy weather

"Freshly ground pepper?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Cheating Death.

"Very Presidential."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."