Spicy Pepper Enthusiast Gifts

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Fresh pepper?"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'How's the curry?'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."