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"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Sriracha"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

The morning after the night before.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'