Pepper Aficionado Gifts

A drive-thru with a pepper window

Four waiters grind pepper

'Oh yeah?... Well, at least my dad didn't score a zero on the scoville scale!'

Hot chilli...

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Habanero ..."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for a seasoned veteran.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

"Gesundheit."