Pepper Aficionado Mugs

A drive-thru with a pepper window

Four waiters grind pepper

'Oh yeah?... Well, at least my dad didn't score a zero on the scoville scale!'

Hot chilli...

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Habanero ..."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Cannibal recipes.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for a seasoned veteran.'

He's allergic to pepper...

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!