Pepperoni Pal Gifts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Lasso

Jelly I.V.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

Pony Love...

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

"Just you wait!"

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."