Pepperoni Pal Gifts

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

A Girl and Her Horse

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

'Bront?saurus.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Lasso

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Jelly I.V.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Pony Love...

T-Rex Baseball

"Just you wait!"

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."