Pepperoni Enthusiast Gifts

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

"This place is known for their pizza."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I come here for the pepper."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Fresh pepper?"

Clandestine cows.

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Gesundheit."

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

He's allergic to pepper...

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!