Pepperoni Enthusiast Mugs

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

"This place is known for their pizza."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Gesundheit."

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

He's allergic to pepper...

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

Hiding the salt mill

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

Werewolves of London, Ontario

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg