Pierogi Aficionado Gifts

"Say it with Pierogies"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I think we may be related!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

Koala

Raheem Sterling

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bears going water skiing.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Mohamed Salah

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise