Pinocchio Aficionado Gifts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Party Animals.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Vlad the Impala

Jean-Paul Sartre

Freshest ice cream in town!

Ghost School.

Banana Split...

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Cat Tie

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Bears catching fish