Pinocchio Aficionado Gifts

I'm a real boy!

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Vlad the Impala

Party Animals.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Banana Split...

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Cat Tie

Raincloud Umbrella

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Ghost School.