Pinocchio Fan Gifts

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Pinocchio: The later years...

"Oh... What makes you think he's a politician...?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Big Bang Theory.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Hold it! Hold it!'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

How Piñatas Are Born

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."