Pinocchio Fans Gifts

Legal cartoon about lying on the witness stand.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

Tuxedo company.

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'He thinks this is funny.'