Puccini Fans Gifts

Mimi and Rodolfo

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Scarpia's Palace

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Berta screams out!

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Lionel Messi

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

The Worst Date Ever

Pinocchio: The later years...

Apple Kiss

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

Bravo!

"Too goth?"

Singing of Love

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."