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Mimi and Rodolfo

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Scarpia's Palace

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Berta screams out!

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

Bravo!

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Singing of Love

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

"Too goth?"

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Apple Kiss

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'They don't want people stepping on me...'