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Tosca's leap

Yamadori from Madam Butterfly

Sharpless and Pinkerton, Madam Butterfly

Bravo!

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Scarpia's Palace

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"Too goth?"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Pinocchio: The later years...

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Manon Lescaut

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

Tosca

Turandot

Cat Shoots out of Tuba.