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Tosca's leap

Yamadori from Madam Butterfly

Sharpless and Pinkerton, Madam Butterfly

Bravo!

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Scarpia's Palace

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Too goth?"

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Manon Lescaut

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

Tosca

Turandot

Cat Shoots out of Tuba.

The Bonze interrupts Madam Butterfly's wedding

"On second thought, Hillary did seem a lot smarter."