Pinocchio Fans T-Shirts

Legal cartoon about lying on the witness stand.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

'He thinks this is funny.'

Tuxedo company.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword