Pinocchio Fan T-Shirts

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

"Oh... What makes you think he's a politician...?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

How Piñatas Are Born

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

'He thinks this is funny.'

Retro Kid.

Tuxedo company.

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword