Adorable Aficionado Gifts

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Did I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

The Origami Society...

Raheem Sterling

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Mohamed Salah

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Jack in the Box

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Love Potion

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Such an Important Election. But Why?

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?