Joyful Aficionado Gifts

Jack in the Box

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

That one has all the batteries!

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Origami Society...

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

King of Music.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Cat at Surprise Party.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Love Potion

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Free love

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

Bling Crosby.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Champagne fountain.