Joyful Aficionado Pillows

Jack in the Box

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Origami Society...

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

King of Music.

Cat at Surprise Party.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Love Potion

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Free love

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

Bling Crosby.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Champagne fountain.

Party games.